And every village needs an idiot. Or idiotic bitch, whatever.


( The responce of a neighbor to a missing child )

I may dissapear for a while. I may end up in jail for beating the fuck out of our village idiot.

Title: Silence is Golden
Wordcount: 200
Fandom: Anita Blake
Challenge: #56 Proverbs
Summary: Anita babysits Spike
Disclaimer: Not mine. Even though the thought of Spike all chained up and helpless is appealing.
Notes: No real spoilers, but set during season 7 of Buffy.


( Silence is Golden )



Title: An Ounce of Prevention
Wordcount:
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: #56 Proverbs
Summary: Xander finds someone who agrees with him about Angel
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just playing with them a bit.
Notes: FFA Pairing # Xander/Alfred

( An ounce of prevention )

I know, I suck. I am trying to write again, really. I have updated my todo list, and hope to at least write something remotely on time. Its kinda sad when I can't meet a deadline that I set for myself.

Okay, I suck. I have accomplished absolutely nothing in three months. I still live in the basement of hell, I still don't have a car, and I haven't written in ages. I need to give myself a serious kick in the ass and DO SOMETHING...other than WoW.

Stole this from satyrnfive What can I say, Shirtless Kirk compelled me. ;)

I'm a Lifer!

To you, a job is what pays the bills. You put in your hours, follow the rules, and then go home. Occasionally, you consider quitting, but then you think of how bad the job market is and you reconsider. Whatever happiness you get, you get from your life outside the workplace. Relationships, family, hobbies, and outside creative pursuits are what really matter to you. You're probably taking this test at work because you don't have anything better to do.

Talent: 33%
Lifer: 59%
Mandarin: 44%

Take the Talent, Lifer, or Mandarin quiz.

It's picture day at my son's school, and I just sent him off. I let him pick his clothes and stuff, and I helped with his hair. I'm betting he's the only fifth grader who takes a picture today with a winged skull dominating his dress shirt and a two inch mohawk. Once upon a time, I would have called this bad parenting. Today, all I can say is 'isn't he cute!'

I've been killing way too much time on World of Warcraft, so I'm taking an extended break to get some other stuff done. Today is cleaning day. I'm ignoring the asswipes I live with and cleaning the basement (which is basically my apartment) and both mine and the kids' bedrooms. Later tonight I plan to start working on updating my many WIPs as well as a couple pieces for 50_smutlets and tth5000. I've actually updated my todo list, and even plan to get the stuff on there done this month. Rather I actually do it all, well, we'll see.

Finally! New job! It's a shitty job at the corner store, but its a freakin' job. And just because I'm sooooo happy, I'm gonna write. Hopefully even update something this week.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Finally, after two weeks of no internet, I'm all moved and reconnected. I still have a butt load of work to do to get the apartment together, but its all good. Hopefully I'll have everything done this weekend so I can start writing again.

Tomorrow is moving day! Too bad I still have half a house to pack. ;)
Prolly won't be seeing too much of me for a while. Charter doesn't service the area I'm moving too, so I have to get a new internet connection set up. Until that happens, my internet time will be sadly limited to library visits. I will still be updateing fics soon, irregular though it will be. Hopefully it won't take long to get my 'net connection up and running in the new apartment.
Love ya guys! Hope to be back soon.